Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Lazer Tag

Does anyone else think it's a particularly evil idea to spend government money to retrain older workers to help rich women rehab their old, busted up vaginas?

I'm a fan of vaginas, really... and believe in their care and upkeep, but I just don't see this as being a growth industry among elder workers looking for a career change or a little money to make up for their pension being obliterated. I mean, I could use extra income, but that particular line of work has never occurred to me --let alone going through some sort of technical training to become a vaginal laser specialist.

Anyway, here's the website, in case you were looking for a last minute Mother's Day gift.


Paige said...

I about died when I read that article! Good Lord!

The Film Geek said...

It says the center can: "re-sculp and rejuvinate the vagina" in one hour. What a rip-off! That same task usually takes me less than a couple of minutes.


primalscreamx said...

What baffles me is if it was a penis extension clinic somebody would have hit the roof over this, but because it's about turning the old clown cars back into glass slippers there isn't any real outrage.
This is just so bizarre.