Mailbag

So... I got a postcard...

Dear Bill,

Thank you for taking the time to talk to me last night. Had we done it months earlier, I might have stolen your idea and sub-titled my book, "Bedtime Stories For Children Who Drink."
Why didn't I think of that?

Sincerely,

David Sedaris

(Sedaris is the author of "Barrel Fever," "Holidays On Ice," "Me Talk Pretty One Day" and "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim"... among others)